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Monday, February 16th, 2009
11:55 am
I made another livejournal.
Since, I haven't posted in this one in almost a year and I've had it since I was fourteen or fifteen, I decided to make a new one.


lilyofvalleys
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
10:33 pm
I haven't posted in a long time and I thought I wouldn't ever again, but I'm kind of down.

As of now, my dad's out of job. That means I can't go to college right now. My parents have no money in the bank. I'm working a full time job in order to save to go to community college where ever I end up living and I'm applying to get a weekend job just in case my mom needs back surgery even worse than she does now.

I had to take care of her all weekend because her back went out and my dad is completely oblivious. lol.

I just feel alone. . .again. I haven't really been truly happy in over two years. I've just been trying to get by, slide to the next step.

I have no other step. I feel like it may be falling apart.


I hope everything turns out okay.


I kind of want to run away, now. I want to join the circus for a while.
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
7:37 pm
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007
3:47 pm
Title: Liz Phair - Flower lyrics
Artist: Liz Phair




[high part:]
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Everytime you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain

[low part:]
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Turning, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue

Everytime
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
4:38 pm
Oh yeah.


ANDANDAND

Imma go see Flyleaf and Skillet on Sunday. YAY.


AND

I'm going to Memphis in May, where Imma see:

Friday:

The Allman Brothers Band
Three 6 Mafia
Koko Taylor
Gym Class Heroes
Gov't Mule
Social Distortion
Richard Johnston
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Jerry Lee Lewis
Chevelle
Hubert Sumlin & Willie Big Eyes Smith
Plain White T's
The Derek Trucks Band
North Mississippi Allstars
Popa Chubby

Saturday:

Steely Dan
Godsmack
George Thorogood
Bobby "Blue" Bland
The Bar-Kays
Wolfmother
The Ohio Players
Walter Trout &The Radicals
Kenny Wayne Shephard
Taking Back Sunday
Taj Mahal
Ryan Shaw
Kelley Hunt
Old Crow Medicine Show
Jack's Mannequin
The John Butler Trio
Alvin Youngblood Hart
Eddie Floyd
One Less Reason
The Duhks
Daddy Mack Blues Band

Sunday:

Counting Crows
John Legend
Hinder
Elvin Bishop
Barenaked Ladies
Corinne Bailey Rae
DAUGHTRY
Tab Benoit
Guster
Edwin McCain
Project Pat
Backdoor Slam
Umphrey's McGee
Ann Peebles
Papa Roach
Watermelon Slim
Billy Lee Riley
Egypt Central
The Lee Boys
James "Super chikan" Johnson



Be fucking jealous.
4:33 pm
I haven't written in here in a while.

Here is some lyrical genius. lololol.

LISTEN!!


Jane Fonda

I had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy
Baby Baby Baby...
Baby was Jen's best friend
and maybe if you were lucky
licky licky sucky sucky
Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in her trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
and big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
then came Molly
a hood from Hollywood High
so fly she was transatlantic
she was a manic depressive
[manic depressive]
which was impressive
very impressive
I had to test it
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
she took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
her brother jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
12:12 am
Liar.
I lied. I am looking for a lover. Lovers are liars, but I don't care. :[
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
12:35 am
Hellogoodbye~Here in Your Arms




I like,
Where we are,
When we drive,
In your car.
I like,
Where we are;
Here.

Cause our lips,
Can touch,
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Our lips,
Can touch;
Here.

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.

Cause I like,
Where you sleep,
When you sleep,
Next to me.
I like,
Where you sleep;
Here.

Cause our lips,
Can touch,
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Our lips,
Can touch;
Here.

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
And Whispers "Hello, I’ve missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.

Our lips,
Can touch.
Our lips,
Can touch;
Here.

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I’ve missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's nowhere else I could be but here in your...

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers “Hello, I miss you quite terriblr
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no where else I could be but here in your arms

Here here here in your arms
Oh Here in your arms
Monday, December 11th, 2006
12:49 pm
Fidelity
Some people are telling that I look like this chick. [Regina Spektor]



Do I look like a Russian? lol

Current Mood: lazy
Sunday, December 10th, 2006
5:16 pm
My arms, my legs, my heart, my face; they're alive!
About six days until I move to Memphis. I'm very excited. :] Plus, KT is going to visit me, then Joe is visiting me. :]


I am painting Marilyn Monroe for art class. This is the hardest project that I have ever done. Srsly. It is so detailed, but I am mucho proud of it.




P.S. I kill little girls.
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
3:39 pm
I ♥ Depeche Mode.





Andandand. . .Weezer. :]
Monday, December 4th, 2006
1:25 pm
So, Anyway. . .

I bought Cursive:The Ugly Organ last weekend. It's pretty much the best thing ever. I love the mix of so many instruments in a dark way. As in, the organ is played in a creepy manner as opposed to a melodic way. I love it. ♥ It's kind of one of those albums that you listen to when you are pissed or something.

Anyway, some of you know that Joe and I are starting a band. Just Another Hero We haven't recorded anything, but during Christmas, Joe is coming to visit me in Memphis and we are going to record some stuff on my computer. I've just been filled with emotion for the past six months, so I've already written plenty of songs.






Here's a secret:

I am terrified of starting over, again.

Moving.

Memphis.

Dating.

Graduation/School.
Monday, November 20th, 2006
1:52 pm
Snow
Damn everyone! It doesn't snow in Louisiana!


:[[[
Friday, November 17th, 2006
2:37 pm
Your blue veins.
I'm moving to Memphis.

Well, hopefully, I will be starting the greatest chapter in my life. The last six months have been the hardest that I can remember ever having. I can't wait to forget that I ever had it. I've changed so much. I really hope that I can erase this time and start so fresh that I will look back and laugh hysterically.




I am Elvis.




Jack White.


I wouldn't mind marrying this man, as I admire him dearly.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
8:33 pm

Those three words. I've said too much. It's not enough.
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
10:53 pm
Yeah. There is a catch. You have a girlfriend.
Thursday, September 28th, 2006
4:10 pm
<3
How is it possible that you are so perfect?


You can't be real.
Saturday, September 9th, 2006
2:36 pm
Uh?
Your Porn Star Name Is...

Sandra Spreadum
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
5:29 pm
So, I quit my job and I am currently looking for a new one.

I dyed my hair burgundy.

I have possibly three dates this weekend.

P.S. Three day weekend.
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
9:00 pm
Alright, I have had three boyfriends this year. Let me give you one sentence for how they are now.

Boyfriend #1: Hits on me more than he did when we dated.

Boyfriend #2: Tells me that he bought condoms and thought of me.

Boyfriend #3: Won't talk to me, but I seem to remember a guy who wanted to tattoo my inner thighs.

All I have to say about this is WTF?

It kind of pisses me off.
ALL OF IT.
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